- If we tell you we cant sell the display model when we still have the item in the box. Dont bre sarcastic and ask me if I want to come and set it up for you! HELLO of course we dont want to set it up for you that is why we dont want to sell the display model because as soon as you take that we have to put another one together! (ok maybe not me but one of the boys will)
- Actual phone call
Me: hello xyz store
Lady: Hi I bought a scale and it is not weighing the way I want it to I was wondering if I could bring it back.
Me: (pause) there is a thirty day exchange if there is something wrong with it.
(this is the kind of exchange you joke about but seriously who would do it!)
turns out she needed it to be more accurate for medical purposes makes so much more sense now.
- Chances are if the boxes are taped shut and there are signs that say "please do not open the packages" we actually do not want you to open the packeges. That is why we usualy put a demo item on display. No we are not trying to trick you that is really what is in the box. Oh and why when there are already 20 million open boxes of an item must you open one more!