There's an app for that

*or random post from biggest blogging slacker in the universe.

"Jon if you gave me an i pad for Christmas I think I would probably actually be mad at you because you would have had to rob a bank or something to afford it and I dont want to have you in jail for the next couple of years."

"yes dear but Im sure there is a really cool app you can get that would help you count down the days till I got out!"

"sweet!"